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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."
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"It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience."
"I once met a Redditor in Europe. His username Czechs out."
"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"
"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."
"Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? The last black person that had a dream got shot!"
"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"
"What did one train track say to the opposite track? Wanna race?"
"What's the best thing about having sex with forty two year olds? There's forty of them."
"What do you call someone who sells sex in exchange for spaghetti? A pastatute."