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Joke of the Day

"A teacher is always just one loud fart away from losing control of a classroom."

"When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, ""Thumb War"" is not the answer they were looking for."

"""My Friend has got a theory."" ""She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end."" ""I think it's bollocks"" -Jimmy Carr"

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb? Juan."

"Which bees produce milk? ...The boo-bees!"

"He said he would call me at 5pm but didn't until 5.03pm. His lies will tear our relationship apart"

"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"

"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."