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Joke of the Day

"At some point during texting, a text is sent that means: ""This is the end of the conversation. I'm gonna do something interesting now."""

"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"

"""You're under arrest for trespassing."" ""On what grounds?"" -FromJokester4Android"

"""Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"" ""Na, man, I'm good."" ""Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."" (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)"

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"Don't judge a woman by her granny panties but by what's inside."

"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."

"A cannibal and his son saw a pretty girl in the forest The son said: ""Dad, can we eat her?"" The dad said: ""No, son. We take her home and eat your mother"""

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."