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"""You're under arrest for trespassing."" ""On what grounds?"" -FromJokester4Android"
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"Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates."
"How is sex like air? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Priest: Marriage lasts until death. You're not married in heaven. Me: Why not? Wife: Then we'd be in hell."
"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
"I celebrate International Women's Day by visiting my local CVS and torching all their 'JUST FOR MEN' products while screaming: ""NOT TODAY!"""
"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"
"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"
"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."