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Joke of the Day
"Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone"
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"what do you call a cow without legs Disabled"
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"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But I've been saving the best ones for twenty years, and we're going have such a laugh when he comes back with those smokes!"