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Joke of the Day
"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""
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"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."
"How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting"
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"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."