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Joke of the Day

"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof."

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"A scientist comes over to test the pigs of a farmer who smokes weed... They were all pot-bellied pigs."
"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."
"I've finally found some direction in life, so I'm throwing a going a way party."
"ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know"
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."
"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"
"Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff"