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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !"
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"Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?"
"Dog: Whatcha doing? Me: Shaving my legs. Dog: Why? Me: So that I'm not covered in... Dog: Not covered in what, Erren? NOT COVERED IN WHAT?"
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."
"(Works better spoken) The seaman was asked what he was doing when he got out. He said when he got discharged he'd be buried in pussy."
"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."
"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"I heard you guys like nooses..... We should hang together!!"
"Wife just gave birth to our second child and told me I need to appreciate her more I promised to worship the ground she stomps on"