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Joke of the Day
"If a horse's front legs are traveling at 200mph, what are it's back legs doing? Hauling ass."
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry for accidentally bringing home six more cats."
"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"
"Having sex on a date... ...is going out with a bang. (OC)"
"What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU? Not being British."
"Are your parents siblings?"
"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"
"""Ho, ho, ho!"" -Santa doing a head count"
"Have you heard about the South Korean subreddit? Apparently it's the /r/seoul of reddit."
"What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped? ... Dong-Ding."