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Joke of the Day
"What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU? Not being British."
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"Why did Jared stop eating subway? (NSFW) Because now he prefers cheese pizza"
"Yo momma so fat... Her first name is Chow Yun."
"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"
"Do you know what he was be for he was Putin ? he was Stalin."
"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"
"When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want! Its a Trap."
"Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say ""like this"" & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!"
"What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground? Look at all that ash..."
"Why is sleep only fun when you're supposed to be awake?"