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Joke of the Day

"Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope."

"Husband asked his wife ""why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She replied ""because I don't like calling you at work."""

"You know who brings a knife to a gun fight? Cannibals. And also a fork."

"How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do."

"Thor in San Francisco Thor arrives in San Francisco and proudly announces ""I AM THOR!"" I flamboyantly gay man looks at him and states ""You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."""

"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"

"Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat....."

"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."

"Doing the splits is easy -- slip on the first snowy step when taking the dog out and let gravity (and panic) make you an Olympic gymnast!"

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."