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Joke of the Day

"Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope."

"Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs."

"Bill Clinton jokes never get old What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""

"A man walks into a bar.. ..all the bottles fall down."

"Wanna know what's worse than three people stapled to one tree? One person stapled to three trees."

"Roses are red... Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van."

"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends [dark] A Sandy hook survivor. C.o. my fucked up cousin"

"A man walks into a bar... ouch."

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."