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Joke of the Day
"My suspicious mole cancelled my appointment with a dermatologist."
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"Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT"
"Whats Putins favourite food? Ukrainian take away."
"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"
"What did the caesar salad say to the beat salad? Et tu beate?"
"Bill Clinton's real-life aging looks like fake Back to the Future aging."
"How much weed is the appropriate amount to give as a gift at a baby shower?"
"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."
"You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma"
"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."