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Joke of the Day

"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"

"What's the most romantic pasta? Farfalle. It always gives me butterflies in my stomach."

"Someone told me I am bad at driving I told them that if they didn't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk."

"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. Here all night folks."

"What do you call a person who is a bit of a jew? Jew-ish"

"What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident."

"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"

"Why was Putin late for dinner with Obama? Because he got Snowden."

"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"