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Joke of the Day

"A group of boulders joins Facebook... ...hikers and mountain climbers stay inside on Mondays and Wednesdays."

"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."

"What is Jared Fogle's favorite meat in his Subway subs? 9 year old weiners"

"I got a bootleg copy of ""Alien vs Predator"" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!"

"i have a lot of clothes but i only wear like 5% and it looks like I have none and i refuse to wear the other 95% because i look ugly in them"

"You cannot taste me until you undress me. Sincerely , Banana"

"Why does a fat man when squeezed compliment the ladies? Because the pressure makes him flatter."

"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."

"Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed."

"What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise? Punishment."