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Joke of the Day
"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
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"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech. Just not freedom *after* your speech."
"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"
"What's the most difficult thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents that you are a faggot!"
"Why do women sound like they're having an orgasm when they play tennis? And why does my mother play Tennis in her bedroom?"
"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"
"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."
"...Maybe it should be called 'Dancing Without The Stars.'"
"Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer."