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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign? Cancer."
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"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."
"I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated."
"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"
"Hello 911? ""What's your emergency?"" You work in a building? ""Yes"" Inside? ""Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-"" So you're saying 911's an inside job?!"
"What were the martyr's last words? I believe in peace in our time"
"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."
"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."