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Joke of the Day

"How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches"

"What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey? BOOBIES XD"

"Drunk me used to set a ""Mystery Alarm"" on my phone to pop up and confuse daytime sober me"

"I heard people in jail can only turn left. Because they lost all their rights."

"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?? She was a woman"

"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"

"""Hey! check out my new ink"" *removes shirt, stands naked* ""Dude!, I don't see anything"" ""It's invisible ink"""

"roundabouts My girlfriend isn't very fond of the many roundabouts that our city is starting to build. I told her that she'd come around to them."

"I always make sure I have a single male friend Because he comes in handy."

"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."