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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
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"A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar. The bartender says: What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?"
"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""
"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"
"What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children? A transparency review."
"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."
"What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? They're both full of bums"
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"
"How do druggies store their data? LSD Cards."
"How much credibility is there in that whole ""you can punch yourself handsome"" theory? Asking for a friend."