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Joke of the Day

"If I was an origami penguin, where would I hide?"

"(Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's. . Sorry."

"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."

"What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind? Oh, the huge-manatee"

"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"

"[seaside wedding] We are gathered here today to celebrate the- [bride picked up by giant seagull] -completion of the ritual. HAIL GULLTHRAX"

"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."

"Durex's ""Eggplant Flavoured"" condom won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking."

"I'm going to confess my love to this sore throat so it'll be gone when I wake up in the morning."

"A Haiku A problem that I Have with haikus is that I Always run out of"