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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a good looking tractor? Attractor"

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog."

"*sees a hot christian girl* Me: I am christian now,where do i get one of those plus signs? Friend: That's a cross. Me: across from where?"

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."

"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"

"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"

"My three year old just looked up at me and clear as day said, ""I'm sick of this shit."" And all I could do was nod because he is so right."

"How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight."

"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"

"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."