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Joke of the Day
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"My 5 year old brother said ""when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother"" YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE"
"How much for the soulmate? Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos."
"TEN>NINE Doctor:"" I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient : ""What do you mean by 10?10 what?Months?Weeks?"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What do you call someone who raises poultry? A chicken tender."
"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."
"Are you a beaver? ...'cuz damn."
"You tell one kid there's candy inside an electrical outlet that can only be retrieved with a fork and you're never asked to babysit again"
"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."
"A Diamond Comes home to his Coal wife and Coal Child He says ""I've been under a lot of pressure lately (Edit: Just realized this was on the front page gaddamit)"