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Joke of the Day

"How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it."

"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but at least we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

"Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. I've been to the museum. It's obvious they starved to death."

"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"

"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."

"Why couldnt the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tired!"

"At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?"

"How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."

"Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks'"