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Joke of the Day

"How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it."

"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from Crayola last week? He desecrated the holy crayon."

"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."

"Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men? He thought they had delivery service."

"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."

"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"

"My wife has a logic fetish... She's always coming to conclusions."

"They always punch up the fuckline. Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?"

"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""