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Joke of the Day
"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"
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"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."
"Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any."
"Bear: *lowers sunglasses. Is it *beary* serious? Cops:...Ok that's funny but but you mauled a child so yes. You have to go back to the zoo."
"What is something that looks like an obese vagina, loves guns, is widely hated by the Europeans and can't take a joke? An Americunt."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face."
"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"
"you are what you eat.. funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning."
"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."
"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."