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Joke of the Day
"Confucius says... Confucius says: Learn to masturbate, come in handy."
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"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."
"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("
"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."
"What's the best remedy for a sex starved drug addict? A jack and coke."
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"
"Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves."
"How do you find a blonde on reddit? Look for the comments that just say ""huh?"""
"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."
"TIL the Hindenburg fire wasn't caused by excess heat After all, it's not the heat, it's the humanity."