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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"
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"Fool me once shame on you, Unless you're speaking Spanish, then that's eleven times and I probably deserved it."
"Terrorist Pick-Up Line ""Hey girl, is your ass America? Because I want to destroy it."""
"What's considered an homemade gift in China? An IPhone."
"I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone."
"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."
"Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts"
"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"
"Have you ever seen the movie ""Constipation""? It never came out."
"My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. I've had it with her."