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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."

"If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche."

"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"

"What do you call the group of people with funny outfits that talk about peace and love and stuff Trekkies :)"

"Wanna hear a corny joke? Ethanol"

"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"

"Throwing a surprise party for my girlfriend so just remember that on the count of three we all yell ""SURPRISE YOU'RE ERIC'S GIRLFRIEND"""

"What did C say to E? She wants the D."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left?"" Because black people have no rights"

"*requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*"