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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Cristopher Walken... Cristopher reeve."
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"Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly."
"The Republicans told us that if we let the gays marry, soon people'd be marring horses! I'm still waiting. :("
"What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."
"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"
"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom."
"Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head? Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow."
"*Meeting GF parents* What are your intentions with our daughter? Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"Why does Japan have a high life expectancy? It is full of anti - occidents"