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Joke of the Day
"why Ed doesn't have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran."
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"Does anyone know if ISIS is hiring? I heard they offer new hires a company cell phone and/or car."
"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"
"I was born with abnormally large arms.... ...the doctor said I was very humerus"
"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants"
"I'm not saying she's fat... ....But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know, She'd be three of them."
"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."
"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."
"what happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss"
"I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car"