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Joke of the Day

"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants"

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."

"guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: [rubbing the hood] it's got a truck engine"

"So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'"

"What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !"

"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."

"My New Year's resolution is to stop eating so much candy, so I can focus more on cookies."

"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."

"What is an apt gift for a female porn star that collects vintage comic books? An issue of *Giant Sized Man-Thing*"

"My girlfriend broke up with me. I am devastated. How could you. I did everything. I surprised you with burgers every night"