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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone know if ISIS is hiring? I heard they offer new hires a company cell phone and/or car."
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"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."
"If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?"
"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up? The rest of your life."
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but... Catscan."
"Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys."
"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"
"Men go through 3 stages in life: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs."
"I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest."