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Joke of the Day
"A lot of guys found Princess Leia attractive... ...but for me she ticks Alderaan boxes."
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"TIL Australians don't have sex They just mate"
"If grandmas had an award ceremony, what would it be called? The Grammy's"
"What did the unskilled chef serve as a side dish? Mediokra"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table... And then some chairs... And then a plate Glass window..."
"I want to open a pizza shop called ""Cheesus Crust!"" Our slogan will be: ""Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell."" -or- ""Crust has risen."""
"My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job"
"What is Brown and Runny? ...Usain Bolt"
"What do you call a bunch of killer whales playing musical instruments? An orca-stra."
"What do you do when a scientist dies? You barium! ba-dum-tss"