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Joke of the Day

"I'm very popular at the gym. Girls always approach saying things like, ""Hey, this is the women's locker room."""

"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."

"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"

"Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT"

"Invisible Man A nurse says, ""Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."" The doctor says, ""Well, tell him I can't see him."""

"So I'm at the bank today, and the attractive female teller was flirting with me and stuff which was weird considering she could see my account balance."

"Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal? All his Chex bounced."

"What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal"

"What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch? Caeser salad."

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"