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Joke of the Day

"I'm very popular at the gym. Girls always approach saying things like, ""Hey, this is the women's locker room."""

"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."

"A Jew and an American are sitting on a bus... The Holocaust denier farts. The Jew says, ""That's gross!"" The Holocaust denier says, ""What, a little gas never killed anyone."""

"Wives want to videotape the birth of their child... ...while husbands want to videotape the conception."

"what do men with erectile disfunction and nintendo cartridges have in common? It works if you blow it before you put it in."

"Watched a TV show about Stroke Survivors last night Needless to say it was a bit one sided"

"Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark."

"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."

"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""

"*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes."