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Joke of the Day
"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""
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"Never get drunk before you write your grocery list. You'll end up adding things like ""vegetables"" and ""someone who will marry me."""
"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."
"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"
"What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion? A cat-ass-trophy."
"What do you call a new gym opening up in the finance district Capital Gains"
"Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle... The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up."
"Orc try to get at you? Hobbit like it's hot. Sauron get an attitude? Hobbit like it's hot. *click clack click clack click*"
"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"