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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."
Next Joke
"I'm glad you all tweeted mean stuff at me because I've changed my mind. On everything! Congrats! You did it!"
"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days"
"There's a bizarre irony to jokes about Ebola going viral."
"Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal."
"Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!"
"print out the lyrics to ""Girls Just Wanna Fun"" and draw a red X through it all and you have the Quran, pretty much"
"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
"Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting."
"How did the redditor get lots of downvotes? What is a pirate's favourite letter?"