62410
Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."
Next Joke
"A couple are having sex... She is riding him like a bull, he's just staring at the ceiling, She yells:"" Say something dirty to me!"" He says : "" Kitchen"""
"Why did Batman go to the corner store? FOR JUST ICE"
"What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old...."
"Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name."
"I was a trampoline salesman Off and on."
"What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be in both those things."
"What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long? Nothing"
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"
"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."