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Joke of the Day

"Wives want to videotape the birth of their child... ...while husbands want to videotape the conception."

"For sale: Thick layer of dust As seen on TV."

"having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house"

"Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking."

"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."

"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"

"Where did Mary go after the explosion?? EVERYWHERE!"

"Saw a picture of Justin Bieber on a horse. It looked as natural as sauerkraut on a bean bag chair."

"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."

"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""