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Joke of the Day
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"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"What's Santa's favorite snack? A crisp Pringle"
"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."
"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"
"Tonight's special: Hummus-fed pigeon leg, rolled in coffee grinds, served on a bed of fresh lawn clippings $105 - Fancy restaurants"
"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."
"What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet? There's Noel."
"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"