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Joke of the Day

"I hesitate to make fun of ""Canadian bacon,"" because I know they'll eventually play the ""American cheese"" card."

"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""

"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"

"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Don't joke.... About hobos because they are just poor."

"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants"

"What does my ex and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can? No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)"

"Me: Dark Lord, I am your devoted servant. Please accept this sacrifice as proof of my -- Satan: I have a girlfriend."

"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."