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Joke of the Day
"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"
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"What do you call an undercover cop? A pig in a blanket."
"The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, ""See? Told you."""
"LOOKING FOR awful pi jokes! Just found out my friend hates them. Please give me your worst pi day/pi jokes!"
"There once was a magician who got so angry... That he pulled out his hare."
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"
"After this week, Donald Trump is so angry at the theater that ... he's going to build a 4th Wall."
"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk."