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Joke of the Day
"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"
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"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies ""I have testicular cancer""."
"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."
"Dear Milk of Magnesia manufacturers: Please add : 'Don't trust a fart' to your side effects label. kthanksbye"
"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."
"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."
"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"