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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can? No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)"

"What do you call a small bull? A MINI-TAUR!"

"How did the Jewish alcoholic survive The Prohibition? He-brewed."

"Dictinry for sell. Never use."

"What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate."

"Whenever I'm done with peeing, I like to sing ""shake it off"" when I'm done."

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."

"Fucking irony. My girlfriend of 2.5 years wants a threesome, but doesn't want to share me with other girl..... Update, she would consider if she was witn me and some unknown girl."

"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding.... his dick where it doesnt belong."