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Joke of the Day

"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"

"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"It's me Goan Goan who?...... Goan fuck yourself"

"Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !"

"Reddit is like a shiny new penny Its nice to look at but completely worthless"

"(NSFW) A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.. The boy says ""it's really dark out here, I'm scared."" The pedophile looks at him and says ""you're scared?! I have to walk back alone!"""

"I was absolutely disgusted when a gay guy came on to me at the bar. After kicking his ass out the door, I went for a towel to clean it off."

"An old man went underwear shopping. ""Boxers or briefs?"" Asked the clerk. ""Depends."""

"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."