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Joke of the Day
"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"
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"Once upon a time... People came up with original jokes to post, instead of reposting the same old ones!"
"judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence"
"We are the sand. The wind will blow us. The ocean will beat us. Life is a beach."
"Know how drunk girls go out of their way to insist how sober they are? The same rule applies to a guy who always talk about how ""big"" he is."
"Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard"
"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"
"My friend takes helium recreationally. He speaks very highly about it."
"This tweet is made from 100% recycled characters."
"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"