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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a plumber sad? You tell him that the princess is in another castle."
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"How fast do lesbians have sex? Lickety-split."
"What does a lesbian pirate say? Scissor me timbers!"
"I'm a grave digger, My hole job is depressing."
"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""
"Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved clown, but I butcher one and I ""ruined your son's birthday party""?"
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."
"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."
"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."