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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me."
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"All of my suspicions are sneaking around."
"I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever."
"there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them"
"You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you."
"I think the republican party is correct on a few key issues like..."
"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."
"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."
"The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced."
"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."