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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jews so good in school? They were taught how to concentrate well."
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"Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise."
"18yo me (naive, unrefined): I just ate a block of cheese 42yo me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese"
"DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what's this for? ME: it's a tip DOCTOR: okay but you're still dying ME: [hands him another $5 bill]"
"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."
"You've got a face even an Instagram filter couldn't fix."
"Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax? He was barred."
"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."
"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."
"What's the best way to throw-up ?? Put a finger deep in your mouth and another one on your ass, if it still not working, inverse the fingers."