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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jews so good in school? They were taught how to concentrate well."
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"I don't always date people with... I don't always date people with chromosomes... But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck. The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise."
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* ""Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"""
"I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states."
"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"
"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."
"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"
"What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."