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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!"
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"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
"A Chemistry Degree is like an awesome girlfriend, because you get anal before getting physical."
"I went running today but came back after 5 minutes because I forgot something I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes."
"What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say? Ewe haul."
"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."
"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""
"Joke from my young cousin Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is black."
"Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach."
"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"