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Joke of the Day

"The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep."

"I used to steal jokes of comedians. I still do, but I used to too."

"What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on a head."

"What is a terrorist's favorite wine? White Infidel."

"A baby seal walked into a club My son has a new stuffed animal"

"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"

"Everytime I have sex... It's really hands on."

"If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans."

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. - White. - Good condition. - Reliable. - Cheap. - Some evidence of rear end damage."

"How do you get a goth down from a tree? Cut the rope"