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Joke of the Day

"Every time a woman takes off something she looks better, but every time a man takes off something he looks worse."

"What do fake news sites and porn subreddits have in common? No source."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."

"I found out ""penis"" means ""tail"" in Latin. That must be why chasing tail never ended well for me."

"Police commissioner, do we have any leads in the Trump assassination case? It's too early to tell, but we have reason to believe the gun belonged to Gov. Jeb Bush"

"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"

"Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No"

"Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends? He's a fungi"

"Today, I'm going to give it my some."

"I was an alcoholic for seven years. Today marks my eighth."