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Joke of the Day
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period"
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"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"
"Marvel at this joke. What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem? A Thor Luthier."
"Congratulations are in order. I just got the stitches in the roof of my mouth removed from that bowl of Cap'n Crunch I had when I was 13."
"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."
"Why does ed not have a girlfriend? Because sheeran"
"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"
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"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"