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Joke of the Day

"Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet 4yo: Me: ....... 4yo:......... Me : 4yo : but I don't have any other feet Me : fair enough --__--"

"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."

"Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity."

"Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter? The dishes if she knows whats good for her."

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"What do you call a Deer with... No eyes?: **No idea** No eyes and no legs?: **Still no idea** No eyes and no legs, having sex? **Still f*cking no idea** And where do you find it? **Where you left it**"

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"

"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."

"I can't say enough good things about my grandmother. She just isn't very nice."