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Joke of the Day
"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"
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"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."
"Just when I manage to convince myself that I am a superior and more intelligent being, I walk into a door."
"What's the best thing to do when someone close to you dies? Move seats."
"When a waiter sees my disability and asks the person I'm with what I want to eat, I respond ""Our telepathy is a bit off. You should ask me."""
"What looks like a stick with two balls? a Penis obviously"
"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."
"Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?"
"The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you."